帅哥微笑－阳光
丑男微笑－猥琐
帅哥看书－斯文
丑男 看书－书呆子
帅哥口花花－风趣
丑男口花花－无赖
帅哥一言不发－酷呆
丑男一言不发－自闭
帅哥对女士让礼－风度
丑男对女士让礼－没安好心眼
帅哥头发被吹起－英俊潇洒
丑男头发被吹起－头皮屑别吹过来
帅哥拒绝自己－感到惋惜
丑男拒绝自己－死同性恋 ！
帅哥偷袭胸部－反将回去
丑男偷袭胸部－非礼啊 ！ 是变态佬 ！
被帅哥吻－幸福死了 ！
被丑男吻－坚决控告 ！
帅哥放屁－一定是旁边那个丑男干的 ！！！ HAHAHAHAHA...
The girls nowadays... aiyohh...
Friday, July 16, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Old Fashion Chinese Quotes and Jokes !
1. 我就像一只趴玻璃上的苍蝇, 前途一片光明, 但没有出路.
(I'm just like a fly stop at the window, a bright view but cannot get out)
2. 钱不是问题, 问题是我没有钱.
(Money is not a problem, the problem is I have no money)
3. 一山不能容二虎, 除非是一公一母.
(One hill cannot have two tiger, unless is one male and one female)
4. 宁愿相信世上有鬼, 也不能相信男人那张嘴.
(Rather believe the world has ghost, also do not believe guys words)
5. 男人的谎言可骗女人一夜, 女人的谎言可以骗男人一世.
(Guys sweet talk may cheat a girls one night, but girls words may cheat the guys whole life)
6. 我和超人唯一的分别是，我把内裤穿在裤子里面.
(The only difference between I and Superman is I wear under inside while Superman wore outside)
7. 我身在江湖, 江湖却没有关于我的传说. (KapSiao)
(I live in this historical society, but the history don't have my legend)
8. 水至清则无鱼, 人至贱则无敌, 人至贱则无友.
(don't know how to translate, haha)
9. 喝醉了我谁也不服, 我只要扶墙.
(After drunk, I who also don't care, I just want to hold wall)
10. 我不是随便的人, 但随便起来不是人.
(I'm not ordinary person, when I'm ordinary/normal conditition, I can be not human/person.
11. 骑白马的不一定是王子, 可能是唐僧.
(Ride white horse doesn't confirm is prince, can be also a "Tang monk")
12. 避孕的效果, 不成功, 便成人.
(Child prevention, if failed, then be human)
13. 生。容易, 活，容易，生活不容易.
(Life. Easy. Live. Easy. Life is not easy to live)
14. 带翅膀不一定是天使, 也可能是个: "鸟人"
(With wing/feather doesn't confirm is an angel, can be a "bird man")
(After drunk, I who also don't care, I just want to hold wall)
10. 我不是随便的人, 但随便起来不是人.
(I'm not ordinary person, when I'm ordinary/normal conditition, I can be not human/person.
11. 骑白马的不一定是王子, 可能是唐僧.
(Ride white horse doesn't confirm is prince, can be also a "Tang monk")
12. 避孕的效果, 不成功, 便成人.
(Child prevention, if failed, then be human)
13. 生。容易, 活，容易，生活不容易.
(Life. Easy. Live. Easy. Life is not easy to live)
14. 带翅膀不一定是天使, 也可能是个: "鸟人"
(With wing/feather doesn't confirm is an angel, can be a "bird man")
Hahaha...the above is only funny when read and pronounce in Chinese manderin. And pls don't translate with system. Can be totally un-match at all. The above translation is similar meaning.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
World Cup Jokes !
Chinese World Cup Quotes:
法兰"稀"了，意大"离"了，葡萄"哑"了，英格"烂"了，巴"稀"了，
现在阿根"停"了,接下来西班"哑"了，半决赛乌拉"归"了，
巴拉"归"了，决赛荷"烂"了，德国冠军 !
(This show that this is not a fact ! !
Hokkiens Funny Conversation:
DAD : What are you doing son ?
son : amosai ! watching world cup lah ! bei hiao kua ar ? ! !
DAD : ur school teacher didnt teach you don be so rude with your dad and don tell lies ar ???? !!!
son : I where got rude just talk a little bit loudly nia ma ~ I where got lie ! ! !
DAD : The tv had switched off ! How you watch football ! !
son : Football ??? I watching world cup lah ! !
DAD : walao eh ! Limpek bo pa lu si bei sai ! ! world cup is football ; football is world cup lah ! ! !
son : Sohai ! ! I am waching ' A CUP THAT GOT A WORD ' world ' lah ! kiam pa ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~
DAD ~ ~ ~ ~ =.=lllllllll
son : ps my teacher always sleep at class , why ???
he yesterday also watch world cup ma ~ ~ ~
巴拉"归"了，决赛荷"烂"了，德国冠军 !
(This show that this is not a fact ! !
Spain is not Dumb ! ! ! ! !
Holland is nt lan lah ! ! But final everybody will shout at Holland ' lan lah '
Spain is like a space ship will get the WORLD CUP !! )
Holland is nt lan lah ! ! But final everybody will shout at Holland ' lan lah '
Spain is like a space ship will get the WORLD CUP !! )
Hokkiens Funny Conversation:
DAD : What are you doing son ?
son : amosai ! watching world cup lah ! bei hiao kua ar ? ! !
DAD : ur school teacher didnt teach you don be so rude with your dad and don tell lies ar ???? !!!
son : I where got rude just talk a little bit loudly nia ma ~ I where got lie ! ! !
DAD : The tv had switched off ! How you watch football ! !
son : Football ??? I watching world cup lah ! !
DAD : walao eh ! Limpek bo pa lu si bei sai ! ! world cup is football ; football is world cup lah ! ! !
son : Sohai ! ! I am waching ' A CUP THAT GOT A WORD ' world ' lah ! kiam pa ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~
DAD ~ ~ ~ ~ =.=lllllllll
son : ps my teacher always sleep at class , why ???
he yesterday also watch world cup ma ~ ~ ~
Sunday, July 4, 2010
New Comers ! !
Blog**** : hey , welcome join us for blogging ! !
I : Erm , one day got so many people sign up , you everyone also said welcome ar ? ! !Blog**** : No lah ! Special for you only ! !
I : ( talk at the bottom of the heart ) Geh C lah ! I go create 1 more accout see you got said welcome bo ! Walao ! ! Server also Know how to tell lie 1 loh ! !
I : Erm ! wah ! so good ar ? any special of me ?
Blog**** : Special ? oh ! Special for you is because you are special ma ~ You are special because you are really special loh !
I : Wow ! Blog**** also know how to talk nonsense 1 loh ! Sipek gao kap siao ! Sommore got so many grammar mistakes ! ko got loh and lah ! !
Blog**** : aiya ! nowadays earn money very difficult 1 ! so we have to do like that loh ! '
I : pun bei kuai you lah ! this is a fact pun lah . Hey you no need but I have ma ~ Next call you chat ha ! Bye !
Blog**** : ok lah ! next time i call other friend kacau you . LOL ! ( in leh . summore know LOL ! )
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Me , Myself and I
See everyone write blog . (want to be update ) also write loh ! Abo give people say I outdated ma ~
This is a introduction lah ! Nothing more ! Mostly will update blog about joke lah ! because I like to kap siao 1 ! ok lah ! here first later update my first blog ! Bye ! God bless ! !
This is a introduction lah ! Nothing more ! Mostly will update blog about joke lah ! because I like to kap siao 1 ! ok lah ! here first later update my first blog ! Bye ! God bless ! !
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